View Pit Stop page for race #41 by teletubbystan — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 49.03 wpm (90.80 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 4, 2021 7:59:16pm UTC |
| Race Finish | September 4, 2021 8:00:46pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 58.02 |
| Text | #3100084 (Length: 371 characters) I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this. |