Patrick (pat5197)

Race #41

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Official speed 103.45 wpm (43.50 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 6, 2017 5:07:45am UTC
Race Finish September 6, 2017 5:08:28am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. xice (121.46 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 127.58
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.