Kevin (lin6625)

Race #4081

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Official speed 102.19 wpm (44.04 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 24, 2019 5:44:20am UTC
Race Finish August 24, 2019 5:45:04am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. tiffanydaderf (125.77 wpm)
2. cypher_xd (114.61 wpm)
4. ehj53 (101.47 wpm)
5. g613 (93.18 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 126.03
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.