Kriss (kriss5a)

Race #4071

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Official speed 73.44 wpm (61.27 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 19, 2018 8:19:19pm UTC
Race Finish February 19, 2018 8:20:20pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 5. skoppaka (45.08 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 90.58
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.