View Pit Stop page for race #402 by nocturius — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 111.86 wpm (33.47 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | March 28, 2017 2:53:06am UTC |
| Race Finish | March 28, 2017 2:53:39am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. howdoigetfaster (133.25 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 90.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #3550172 (Length: 312 characters) Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking. |