insomnia (dftkev)

Race #40

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Official speed 64.24 wpm (76.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 20, 2015 10:29:39pm UTC
Race Finish November 20, 2015 10:30:56pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 89.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.