Viva (viva_la_val)

Race #4

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Official speed 83.40 wpm (53.96 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 24, 2020 3:17:23pm UTC
Race Finish June 24, 2020 3:18:17pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. koronabibba (67.69 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 102.85
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.