Kevin (eightsixeight)

Race #399

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Official speed 90.24 wpm (62.77 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 27, 2019 8:00:10pm UTC
Race Finish February 27, 2019 8:01:13pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. deroche1 (124.96 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 135.36
Text #3641263 (Length: 472 characters)

Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!