View Pit Stop page for race #3981 by mystery512 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 84.30 wpm (49.96 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 30, 2019 11:43:05pm UTC |
Race Finish | November 30, 2019 11:43:55pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
3. dj_vortical (77.90 wpm) 5. upsie (74.17 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 87.11 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |