john (nothisisjohn)

Race #3970

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Official speed 143.24 wpm (47.33 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 4, 2020 3:31:52pm UTC
Race Finish May 4, 2020 3:32:39pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 248.29
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I decided to run some experiments on the steel used to build the park's rides. I found that if you melted the steel down and combined it with chromium, stalagmite, and mercury phosphate, it created a kind of super helium. Shaggy and Scooby must have inhaled some helium gas from the Manticore's posterior relief hole. That's why their voices were so high. I figured if I could get the park to close, I could take all the steel, melt it down, and sell the super helium to the Australian zeppelin fleet. I'd have made a fortune and shown you up in the process, Velma.