Jesse (sarrod)

Race #3954

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Official speed 84.02 wpm (57.70 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 10, 2018 8:07:40pm UTC
Race Finish December 10, 2018 8:08:38pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. silaada (93.23 wpm)
2. hausky (91.29 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 100.82
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...