incel named Chad (heterosexual)

Race #395

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Official speed 134.96 wpm (30.23 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 18, 2018 5:24:24pm UTC
Race Finish November 18, 2018 5:24:54pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. realrealyalan (109.39 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 125.96
Text #3100004 (Length: 340 characters)

And that's what this whole thing is about. Calling home. Instinctively. Even when all the paperwork - a marriage license, a notarized deed, two birth certificates, and seven years of tax returns - clearly indicates you're an adult, but all the same, there you are, clutching the phone and thanking God that you're still somebody's daughter.