Ciara (spaceballoons)

Race #394

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Official speed 60.33 wpm (96.27 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 29, 2020 7:21:55pm UTC
Race Finish April 29, 2020 7:23:31pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. pobbles (81.40 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 96.53
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Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago - excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. Okay, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But at least I have an amazing cable access show! And I still know how to party! But what I'd really love is to do "Wayne's World" for a living.