tstats[gravityhurts] (gravityhurts)

Race #394

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Official speed 79.35 wpm (56.71 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 29, 2020 9:53:40pm UTC
Race Finish November 29, 2020 9:54:37pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. mybudgiegus (86.41 wpm)
3. evelynji (69.18 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 97.87
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.