dou (beahdou)

Race #3931

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Official speed 67.59 wpm (66.58 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 10, 2019 1:00:48am UTC
Race Finish March 10, 2019 1:01:54am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. guilledelmo (70.67 wpm)
2. savveigh (69.63 wpm)
4. megax454 (43.52 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 83.37
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.