View Pit Stop page for race #393 by milkoreo — Ghost race
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Official speed | 88.29 wpm (47.71 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 25, 2020 9:37:24pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 25, 2020 9:38:11pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. thefreighttrain (94.75 wpm) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 98.59 |
Text | #3811330 (Length: 351 characters) Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed! |