america's deadliest god (here_comes_the_smirk)

Race #393

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Official speed 96.34 wpm (39.61 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 12, 2016 10:13:29pm UTC
Race Finish May 12, 2016 10:14:08pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 4. parajenn (75.37 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your glide. Not only do you get to stock up on all your groceries and wow the locals but you can get up to twenty-four aisles' worth of runway-smooth surface to practice on, while being supported by a trolley, the ultimate stabilizer for the novice stiletto wearer.