Wavy (wavybaby)

Race #3907

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Official speed 84.62 wpm (53.18 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 27, 2020 4:16:02pm UTC
Race Finish March 27, 2020 4:16:56pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. vick02 (85.33 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 104.36
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.