MiB (meninblack)

Race #39

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Official speed 102.87 wpm (47.71 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 22, 2016 8:23:21pm UTC
Race Finish May 22, 2016 8:24:09pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. gielieanogies (92.73 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.