Metacarcinus (mcmagister)

Race #389

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Official speed 94.64 wpm (51.86 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 10, 2017 6:24:56am UTC
Race Finish December 10, 2017 6:25:47am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. crims0nking (116.39 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 116.72
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.