Phan (hed_wig)

Race #386

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Official speed 70.76 wpm (63.60 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 17, 2019 2:56:11pm UTC
Race Finish December 17, 2019 2:57:15pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. akagila (88.59 wpm)
2. ericbg (86.59 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 87.28
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.