Zach (zweezus)

Race #385

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Official speed 75.38 wpm (64.31 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 9, 2019 7:45:31pm UTC
Race Finish April 9, 2019 7:46:35pm UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 1. primarch (82.60 wpm)
3. skapalpaskal (81.53 wpm)
4. tpcm (81.23 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 90.45
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...