View Pit Stop page for race #384 by dance_dance — Ghost race
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Official speed | 109.03 wpm (38.63 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 21, 2011 1:10:30am UTC |
Race Finish | April 21, 2011 1:11:08am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. ghall (126.17 wpm) 3. c9h13n (104.20 wpm) |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |