View Pit Stop page for race #384 by amisanthropist — Ghost race
View profile for Slowpoke (amisanthropist)
Official speed | 74.67 wpm (92.09 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | June 11, 2020 12:00:18am UTC |
Race Finish | June 11, 2020 12:01:50am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. ubershah (78.71 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 133.16 |
Text | #3551001 (Length: 573 characters) You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch. You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch. I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole! You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile, you have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch. Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile! |