Judas Escargot (looneyjuice)

Race #3829

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Official speed 134.85 wpm (34.88 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 12, 2023 5:29:38pm UTC
Race Finish March 12, 2023 5:30:13pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. jlam55555colemak (129.61 wpm)
5. vilmeeero (83.28 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 157.32
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