Bobbatron (bobbatron808)

Race #3802

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Official speed 107.87 wpm (44.94 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 9, 2018 5:34:25am UTC
Race Finish May 9, 2018 5:35:10am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. buasch (84.56 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 129.44
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...