hades / dimagno (dimagster)

Race #3799

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Official speed 84.15 wpm (53.48 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 10, 2019 12:19:24am UTC
Race Finish April 10, 2019 12:20:18am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. teiloq (104.95 wpm)
2. laserelite (87.92 wpm)
4. wpmsyrup (76.49 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 103.78
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.