Drowsy (drowsyphilosopher)

Race #379

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Official speed 105.35 wpm (56.84 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 25, 2017 10:04:14pm UTC
Race Finish October 25, 2017 10:05:10pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. quillie (99.58 wpm)
3. brian805 (88.13 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 163.29
Text #3811087 (Length: 499 characters)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.