Nick (sliceandice)

Race #376

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Official speed 41.52 wpm (118.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 18, 2017 5:03:09am UTC
Race Finish December 18, 2017 5:05:07am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 51.20
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.