Laggy (thefitfatass)

Race #3733

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Official speed 99.78 wpm (49.07 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 3, 2018 1:28:53am UTC
Race Finish June 3, 2018 1:29:42am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 4. deronpianoplayer (72.37 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 123.06
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Truth is, identity theft isn't hard. A number and an ID is all you need to drain a bank account and return some money to some very surprised retirees. But why stop there? As long as you're stealing someone's identity, why not use it to contact some known terrorist organizations on unsecured phone lines? Why not use it to threaten federal judges and insult the local drug cartel? Most fun I've had in Miami.