Harvey (harveydent1)

Race #373

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Official speed 82.25 wpm (54.71 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 30, 2019 8:15:33pm UTC
Race Finish June 30, 2019 8:16:27pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. zsolesz71 (79.00 wpm)
3. kumar_thapa1 (76.43 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 101.44
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.