View Pit Stop page for race #372 by znykerz — Ghost race
Official speed | 73.46 wpm (57.34 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 16, 2022 11:00:06am UTC |
Race Finish | March 16, 2022 11:01:03am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. saucter (95.14 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 75.91 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |