Jenny (jennychangusa)

Race #372

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Official speed 101.67 wpm (44.26 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 8, 2017 3:41:36am UTC
Race Finish November 8, 2017 3:42:21am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. lordoftards (127.05 wpm)
4. daball (80.87 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 125.39
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.