View Pit Stop page for race #3713 by baylon — Ghost race
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Official speed | 55.23 wpm (76.26 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 21, 2014 8:39:44pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 21, 2014 8:41:00pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. aznpanda764 (72.90 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |