Sean (eckswiz_)

Race #369

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Official speed 132.55 wpm (36.57 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 17, 2020 10:36:22pm UTC
Race Finish August 17, 2020 10:36:59pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. ryanssd (107.96 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 159.06
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...