cheatwheat (cheatwheat)

Race #369

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Official speed 92.97 wpm (31.24 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 27, 2019 4:50:02am UTC
Race Finish February 27, 2019 4:50:33am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. clunkykeyboard (105.33 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 66.63
Text #4070196 (Length: 242 characters)

Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.