christian (loonafan)

Race #367

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Official speed 112.00 wpm (43.29 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 19, 2018 12:54:22pm UTC
Race Finish October 19, 2018 12:55:05pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. buimonkey (90.44 wpm)
3. dylan_9802 (76.82 wpm)
4. lord_kapildev1995 (76.23 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 134.40
Text #3641419 (Length: 404 characters)

Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...