Carter sucks dick (ivortso)

Race #3654

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Official speed 118.76 wpm (23.54 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 2, 2017 5:58:38pm UTC
Race Finish September 2, 2017 5:59:01pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. schmiffy (72.12 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 89.07
Text #58 (Length: 233 characters)

My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able to fall. I mean, if you keep sitting on your ass, nothing's gonna happen. "Only brave warriors fall off their horses in battle. How can kneeling cowards know what a fall is?"