Ian (nelson_kempkey)

Race #362

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Official speed 98.72 wpm (49.72 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 21, 2021 10:28:00pm UTC
Race Finish January 21, 2021 10:28:49pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. dragonbeast45 (82.16 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 121.75
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.