John (slappy116)

Race #3614

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Official speed 80.23 wpm (58.03 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 28, 2020 7:23:11pm UTC
Race Finish January 28, 2020 7:24:09pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 98.95
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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?