Jane (smartypants20033)

Race #36

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Official speed 90.30 wpm (49.83 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 11, 2020 7:10:44am UTC
Race Finish August 11, 2020 7:11:34am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. meikaina (86.31 wpm)
4. seichan_04 (77.55 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 111.37
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.