View Pit Stop page for race #358 by tobytucker — Ghost race
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Official speed | 83.74 wpm (50.30 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 17, 2013 1:02:39am UTC |
Race Finish | August 17, 2013 1:03:29am UTC |
Outcome | No win (1 of 1) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |