John (craftinpark)

Race #357

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Official speed 81.02 wpm (55.54 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 20, 2018 2:01:53am UTC
Race Finish September 20, 2018 2:02:49am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. oldjust101 (76.28 wpm)
3. aswad2 (71.95 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 99.93
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.