View Pit Stop page for race #3564 by neosmith — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 84.31 wpm (49.96 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 2, 2010 3:47:55pm UTC |
| Race Finish | September 2, 2010 3:48:45pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. noth (91.75 wpm) 2. aquaplane (87.75 wpm) 3. dufour (84.44 wpm) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |