Silentlisp (silentlisp)

Race #356

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Official speed 79.92 wpm (60.66 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 18, 2019 4:07:15pm UTC
Race Finish July 18, 2019 4:08:15pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. seez (93.34 wpm)
3. luckeh11 (80.80 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 95.90
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...