Martyyyyy (missmarty)

Race #3559

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Official speed 126.42 wpm (38.35 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 13, 2018 12:11:36am UTC
Race Finish May 13, 2018 12:12:14am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. bblaise (160.37 wpm)
3. levitations (117.08 wpm)
4. teiloq (104.88 wpm)
5. etherealfog (99.47 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 151.71
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...