View Pit Stop page for race #3529 by kahow — Ghost race
View profile for Roadsweeper Dropping D; (kahow)
Official speed | 85.39 wpm (109.05 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 14, 2019 5:33:01pm UTC |
Race Finish | August 14, 2019 5:34:50pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. sknifey (95.50 wpm) 2. doctorfm3 (88.43 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 219.17 |
Text | #3550501 (Length: 776 characters) What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier. |