thonk (suicune3)

Race #35

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Official speed 87.09 wpm (55.67 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 23, 2019 2:25:43am UTC
Race Finish November 23, 2019 2:26:39am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. viktthor666 (99.87 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 104.50
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...