Timothy (dimsumpapi)

Race #35

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Official speed 106.98 wpm (42.06 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 13, 2020 4:19:40pm UTC
Race Finish August 13, 2020 4:20:22pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. dcoh91 (100.47 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 131.94
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.