Jewnited States of America (dvorak_king)

Race #34743

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Official speed 111.69 wpm (33.63 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 12, 2023 9:33:38pm UTC
Race Finish June 12, 2023 9:34:12pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. thetientran (133.35 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 102.38
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The Minipirates had little iron hooks instead of hands and wooden stumps instead of proper legs, nor did I ever see one without an eyepatch. At first I thought they'd been wounded during their reckless attempts to board a prize, but I later learned that they were born that way, complete with hats and moustaches.